Tuesday 12 July 2011

Walking!!!! The joys of.....

The Importance of Walking
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at £7000 per month.
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where he is.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 quid. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,...... just getting over the hill.
We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.That's my story and I'm sticking to it. 
AND
Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave, I look just fine.

Sunday 10 July 2011

Micro scooters roll again!

Hi - well how the world turns - the adult micro scooter craze of more than 10 years ago - googling provides info on people getting killed and hurt from articles in 2000! - has gone youth!! Good to see that weeny kids are enjoying getting out there on their bright mini scooters......